aight im officially done w/ this blog. mutuals, dm me for my new url.
aight im officially done w/ this blog. mutuals, dm me for my new url.
People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™
no there isn’t
My favorite DA:I banter of all time
- Cole: The Iron Bull, do you ever worry about a demon standing to your left where your eye can't see?
- Bull: Well, I DO NOW.
*calls you master during sex but only in the igor voice*
I mean I’ll take it beggars can’t be choosers
How it Should’ve Happened: Jaal flirtation edition
[Pre or early relationship, Jaal gets some tips on human flirtation and decides to try it out on Ryder].
Jaal: Ryder, you are incredible. So open, free with your emotions. It is almost as if you are Angara.
Ryder: *blushes* Oh, um…haha, thanks Jaal.
Jaal: Are you certain you are not even partially Angara?
Ryder: *laughs* I’m pretty sure I’m all human, there’s no Angara in me.
Jaal: Oh, I see. Well, would you like there to be? ;)
Ryder: 😳
Liam: *snickering and giving Jaal two thumbs up in the background*
i mean……..truthfully you could make me read a 70 page essay on why reyes is a manipulative asshole and why you shouldn’t hand kadara over to him and i would still let him take control every goddamn time